Yahoo on Yahoo!

Read this news article (link removed) about Cheney's recent hunting victim having a heart attack and tell me there's not something funny about it. Correction: somethings.

Check out these snippets:

• "Whittington suffered a 'silent heart attack'--obstructed blood flow, but without the classic heart-attack symptoms of pain and pressure."
  
  Oh, how I long for the days when people experienced "classic heart-attack symptoms," not all the high-tech, razzle dazzle of "silent heart attacks." What is this world coming to?
  
  
• "The doctors said they decided to treat the situation conservatively and leave the pellet alone rather than operate to remove it."
  
  I certainly hope they're treating the situation conservatively. He is a millionaire lawyer.
  
  
• "Cheney, an experienced hunter, has not spoken publicly about the accident, which took place Saturday night while the vice president was aiming for a quail. Critics of the Bush administration called for more answers from the Cheney himself."
  
  So now we're supposed to refer to him as "the Cheney"? What an egotistical maniac!