I'm Lovin' It

Stephen Heintz is quite possibly the funniest man on the Internet (and if he's not, he's second only to the Brothers Chaps). Case in point? Acid Zen Wonder Paint.

Anyway, he posted on his LiveJournal about being propositioned by a drunk prostitute outside a McDonald's (an everyday occurance, I'm sure).

All I'm saying is I wish I could write like that.