Thursday, August 16, 2007

DVD Review: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

The two-disc DVD for the Aqua Teen movie, as per Williams Street standards, piles on the extras, though they might not be the extras die-hard ATHF fans were hoping for. Disc one has a commentary track with musician Patti Smith, Onion editor Todd Hanson, SNL's Fred Armisen (who also provides the voice of Time Lincoln), and Dana Snyder, the voice of Master Shake. Like most Adult Swim commentary tracks, it's just for shits 'n giggles and doesn't really provide any insight on the making of the film, but it's still fun to listen to. Plus, I now know a lot more about Patti Smith than I ever cared to know. For those who actually care about how the movie was made, there's a short behind-the-scenes documentary featuring the cast and crew, storyboards, and a pretty funny foley artist session including, in a bout of Mythbusters-inspired lunacy, the firing of a real-life potato cannon.

The selling point of the second disc is Colon, an 80-minute "deleted movie," which is essentially an early 2005 workprint version, before the addition of the Egypt opening, the Walter Melon subplot and before the special guests signed on (except for Bruce Campbell). Most of the deleted scenes that appear in Colon already appeared in finished form in the Aqua Teen "Star Studded Xmas Spectacular," which is also included on the disc. Most worth your while, however, are the music videos, which consist of either recording sessions or live performances at the movie's Atlanta premiere. The best of these are the ones featuring a quartet of radio jingle singers recording the opening song, "Groovy Time for a Movie Time," and Mastadon recording their death-metal response, "Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife." There's just something about a group of middle-aged men and women collectively singing "Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to!" that puts a smile on your face. All of Dana Snyder's "man-on-the-street" promos are here, as well as the mock-interview he did with Bob Odenkirk, playing the obnoxious film critic Danny Mothers.

Overall, some pretty nice extras to complement a downright hilarious movie. My only complaint is that there aren't a lot of tidbits on how the movie got made exactly. How did they get all their special guests (other than by offering a fat paycheck)? Who came up with the idea for that ridiculous opening sequence? And how did the Boston bomb scare affect the marketing of the film? Other than a brief mention during the commentary that the Mooninites are the "Bin Ladens of the cartoon world," the subject is never brought up.

Maybe I'm just looking way too much into this.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Be Kind, Rewind Trailer!!

Thanks to Film Ick for the scoop. You can now download the trailer to Michel Gondry's latest flick, Be Kind, Rewind, in which two hapless video store clerks (Jack Black and Mos Def) are forced to stage their own versions of popular movies after Black mistakenly erases all of their videos. The film also features Danny Glover, Mia Farrow, Melonie Diaz, and Sigourney Weaver, not to mention some hilarious send-ups of movies like Driving Miss Daisy, Ghostbusters, RoboCop, and tons more.


How may we be of service? From left to right: Diaz, Black, Def.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Classic "Even Stevphen" Daily Show Clip

Here's some vintage Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert banter on stem cell research, courtesy of The Daily Show:

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New Chemical Brothers Video - "The Salmon Dance"

"The Salmon Dance" was one of the most unusual tracks to appear on the Chemical Brothers latest album, We Are The Night, or to appear on any of their albums for that matter. It features underground hip-hop legend Fatlip rapping about the ubiquitous fish and the strange dance it inspires. Also featured is a disembodied voice (known to Fatlip as "Sammy the Salmon") who relays various factoids about salmon throughout the song.

Anyway, in typical Chemical Brothers fashion, the accompanying video features a stoned-out slacker hallucinating a rave-up in his apartment aquarium, complete with a beatboxing blowfish. Here's the vid in Windows Media and RealPlayer formats. Look for the Chemical Brothers in an unusual cameo appearance at the end of the video.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Free Human Giant Episode from Apple

Now is the perfect time to join the Apple Students Group on Facebook, 'cause now when you join, they'll send you a code to redeem a free episode of Human Giant, the MTV sketch comedy show. You'll also get free episodes of My Super Sweet 16, Engaged & Underage, Rob & Big, and The Hills, but I'm sure you'll find space for them in your trash can. The free Human Giant episode contains some classic sketches, with special guest appearances by Patton Oswalt, H. Jon Benjamin, and Mr. Show alumni Jay Johnston and Brian Posehn.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Grindhouse DVDs Announced

So, it looks like Planet Terror and Death Proof will be released separately on 2-disc DVD sets, with Tarantino's film getting the earlier release date (Sept. 18) and Rodriguez' released on Oct. 16. In my humble opinion, this is a bad idea, seeing as how I loved Grindhouse as a whole entity, but I just can't see myself spending $60 to relive that experience (each 2-disc set will cost $29.95), regardless of how much extra stuff they add. They've even replaced the "missing reels" in both films, which seems to be missing the point. It would make more sense if they were included as deleted scenes. Also, which release is getting the brilliant fake trailers by Rob Zombie, Edgar Wright, and Eli Roth (not to mention the one Rodriguez did himself)? All I can hope is that Bob and Harvey Weinstein will realize that people liked both films together and release the original, three-hour theatrical version (scratches and pops intact).

Oh, and in other news, it looks like J.J. Abrams' crazy-secret monster movie is to be called Overnight.