Monday, April 21, 2008

Tati's Trafic Set for July Release on Criterion

Jacques Tati is one of my favorite filmmakers of all time, with M. Hulot's Holiday, Mon Oncle, and Playtime being my three favorite films of his. So I am excited to announce that The Criterion Collection will be releasing Tati's last film, 1971's Trafic, on a beautiful new 2-disc DVD set this July. In addition to the 97-minute film, the set will also include a 2-hour documentary from 1969 entitled In the Footsteps of Monsieur Hulot, referring to the alter-ego that Tati has portrayed in nearly all of his films.

As usual, the cover art looks fantastic:



Now, I just hope Criterion will get around to releasing Tati's debut feature, Jour de Fete. Also on tap for July: a new 2-disc re-release of Kurosawa's modern crime drama High and Low.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

New Hertzfeldt Short + Stills

Animator Don Hertzfeldt, who has consistently blown my mind and/or made me laugh my ass off with shorts like Billy's Balloon, Rejected, and The Meaning of Life, has made some major announcements regarding his new film, part two in the trilogy that began with 2007's Everything Will Be OK. The film is going to be called I Am So Proud of You and he has posted some awesome stills from it on his blog:




More stills, as well as DVDs of all of Don's work, t-shirts, and more awesome stuff, can be found here.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Why I Love Indie Labels

I've already sung praises about Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, but they (and their label Polyvinyl) have really outdone themselves with this pre-release. For $12, you get Pershing on CD or LP, a poster, download codes for three bonus SSLYBY tracks and a 16-track Polyvinyl sampler, a sticker, a button, and a Mystery Flavor Airhead (not pictured; already consumed). So, congrats to the band for making buying music fun again.

Oh, and the mystery flavor was blueberry. The blue color kinda gave it away.

SSLYBY - "Think I Wanna Die" (MP3)

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Kristen Schaal on "The Daily Show"

Comedienne Kristen Schaal, who plays Mel, the #1 fan of "Flight of the Conchords," made her "Daily Show" debut last week. Here's how it went down:



See other nuggets of Kristen Schaal goodness.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

"David" Trailer Now Online!

The trailer for my short film debut, David, is now on YouTube! Please enjoy:



The official website for the movie isn't up yet, but it should be by the end of this week. Thanks to everyone who worked on this project! I look forward to sending it to various festivals this summer!!

Saturday, March 01, 2008

New Justice Video - "DVNO"

Back in the day, I used to watch a short film called "Flying Logos" on an old VHS tape entitled "Computer Animation Festival Vol. 1". Basically, it was an attempt at creating a story by using footage of a bunch of CGI company logos. It was simple fun (which is generally the case with old-school computer animation) but that's the first thing that came to mind after watching the new video for Justice's "DVNO." So Me, the production firm that designed their hit video for "D.A.N.C.E." returns to the fold to send-up a ton of 1980-90s company logos by replacing the names with lyrics from the song. It's really pretty sleek, and it's an early contender for best music video of '08.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Garfield Minus Garfield

Who knew that if you removed Garfield from his comic strip, you'd end up with a series of disturbing, yet hilarious, looks at the schizophrenic behavior of one Jon Arbuckle?

Monday, February 25, 2008

The Post-Oscar Report (and the Very-Belated Top 10 Movies of 2007 List)

Yay, Once won for Best Original Song!! All in all, tonight was a good night for great movies. No Country for Old Men took the top prizes, There Will Be Blood secured the Actor and Cinematography awards, and Atonement won next to nothing! Still, there were a few upsets. I mean, Tilda Swinton for Best Supporting Actress? Even she looked surprised! And who would've thought The Bourne Ultimatum would take home so many technical awards?

And now, for the unveiling of my unbelievably belated Top 10 Movies of 2007 list:

  1. Zodiac (dir. David Fincher) Fincher has always had a knack for making a great-looking movie, though only one film in his repertoire (Se7en) melds the visuals with an equally engaging story (in Fight Club, the over-indulgent visuals clearly overpower the story). Thankfully, Zodiac finds Fincher finally combining his meticulous attention to detail with a story truly worthy of such scrutiny. Despite the film’s long running time and the fact that all of the murders happen during the first half-hour, Zodiac never loses its pace, as long as the audience is as willing to become as ensnared in the intrigue as lead actors Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo, and Robert Downey, Jr. are. With Fincher at the helm, that shouldn’t be a problem.
  2. There Will Be Blood (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson) It’s ironic that the film P.T. Anderson dedicates to the memory of Robert Altman is also his first film to deviate from the Altman formula of ensemble casts and intersecting storylines. Rather, the ghost of Stanley Kubrick permeates through every oil-soaked frame of There Will Be Blood, a moral fable of sorts, in which Daniel Day-Lewis gives what may be the best performance of his career. Anderson also continues his talent for picking excellent young actors by casting the unknown Dillon Freasier as Day-Lewis’ son, reviving the theme of father/son relationships that played such a major role in other Anderson films like Magnolia and Boogie Nights. Jonny Greenwood also plays a major role in There Will Be Blood, supplying one of the most unsettling musical scores this year, conjuring up the spirit of György Ligeti, another frequent Kubrick collaborator and supplier of the infamous “monolith music” from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
  3. No Country for Old Men (dir. Joel and Ethan Coen) The Coen brothers had begun to slowly sink into the land of over-indulgence and self-parody with their mediocre comedies Intolerable Cruelty and The Ladykillers. Thank God they came to their senses and turned out their darkest and most gripping crime thriller since Fargo. No character says any more than needs being said, and no music is heard throughout most of the film, creating an overall sense that our lead actors (Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin) are simply biding time until their imminent demise, quite possibly in the form of Javier Bardem, whom the Coens have turned into one of the most terrifying killers since…well, Peter Stormare in Fargo.
  4. Juno (dir. Jason Reitman) What sets Juno apart from the recent string of quirky comedies like Napoleon Dynamite, Little Miss Sunshine, Eagle vs. Shark, and countless others, is how it takes all of the clichés of the genre (dialogue with countless pop-culture references, silly props like a hamburger phone, a soundtrack with at least one Kinks song in it) and makes them feel fresh by injecting a truly heartfelt storyline about a young girl’s quick and perilous journey into womanhood. Also, any movie that can get a good performance out of Jennifer Garner is surely worthy of some sort of award.
  5. Once (dir. John Carney) In a year where nothing but depressing, dark mood pieces are making everyone’s top ten lists, it’s nice to see John Carney’s sleeper hit make it near the top of most of them. Glen Hansard and newcomer Marketa Irglova turn out one of the most heartfelt, effortless, and downright honest movies of the year, with a soundtrack that rivals the best musicals.
  6. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (dir. Tim Burton) Tim Burton has always walked a tightrope between harmless children’s horror (Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands) and full-on dread and doom. His adaptation of Sweeney Todd, however, makes Sleepy Hollow look like the animated Disney version, as Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter sing and dance their way through countless gory murders, usually followed by dinner. The music isn’t particularly memorable in individual chunks (with the exception of “Not While I’m Around,” sung wonderfully by newcomer Ed Sanders) but as a whole entity, the score feels entirely born out of the material, and it would’ve been impossible for Burton to envision a Sweeney Todd movie without it.
  7. Great World of Sound (dir. Craig Zobel) This movie could have been really bad. Writer/director Craig Zobel could’ve focused solely on how ridiculous some of the musicians seem, unaware that they’re being played for saps in a motion picture. But instead, he focuses on the integrity of his main character, played deftly by stalwart character actor Pat Healy, as his dream of being a music producer slowly disintegrates right before his eyes. Kene Holliday provides a wonderfully entertaining counterpoint to Healy before revealing that he has yet to come to terms with his own demons. The best film I saw at Cucalorus 13.
  8. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (dir. Sidney Lumet) Sidney Lumet is a fucking institution in the movie industry. With at least three landmark movies under his belt (12 Angry Men, Network, Dog Day Afternoon) there was no need for him to make another movie ever again. But Lumet was persistent, and at the ripe old age of 83, turned out this unbelievably taut and morbid thriller, featuring what may possibly be Philip Seymour Hoffman’s greatest performance, a hard-earned accomplishment considering this is also one of the best showcases for Ethan Hawke and Albert Finney.
  9. Ratatouille (dir. Brad Bird) Cars may have been Pixar’s first stumble in an otherwise stellar canon of animated features, but Brad Bird easily put fears of a creative dry spell to rest with his charming tale of a Parisian sewer rat destined for culinary greatness. Once again, Pixar prides itself not on big names to provide its voice work, but on actors who genuinely fit the characters’ personalities. Patton Oswalt, Lou Romano, Ian Holm, Janeane Garofalo, and (of course) Peter O’Toole all shine.
  10. Hot Fuzz (dir. Edgar Wright) Say what you will about the comic team of Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. They have a knack for not only sending up every stereotype of whichever genre they tackle, they also do the genre justice with an engaging storyline and fascinating characters. Hot Fuzz aims a little higher than its zombie-centered counterpart (the film breathlessly combines elements of police procedural, crime thriller, slasher film, and buddy cop movies) but it remains one of the most engaging comedies of the year.
Honorable Mentions:
The Darjeeling Limited (dir. Wes Anderson)
Everyone gave Wes Anderson a hard time this year because his newest film wasn’t “different enough.” Let’s face it; India already looks like a Wes Anderson film. What is different is Anderson’s focus, not on an old man at the end of his rope, or on a grade school wunderkind, but on three brothers, already alienated from themselves and their indifferent mother, and their desperate attempts (or, rather, Owen Wilson’s desperate attempts) to reconcile their differences before abandoning one another forever. As a matter of fact, Anderson makes some bold choices this time around, especially regarding the inclusion of the short prequel Hotel Chevalier, which boils the Anderson formula down to thirteen minutes, and also complements several scenes in the subsequent feature.

Rocket Science (dir. Jeffrey Blitz)
Blitz, coming off the heels of his Oscar-nominated documentary Spellbound, again deals with the struggle kids face when they’re forced to grow up too quickly, albeit in a fictional setting. Reece Daniel Thompson stars as a stuttering young man who is practically forced to join the high school debate team by the domineering Anna Kendrick. Blitz uses the tried-and-true Napoleon Dynamite formula when it comes to creating quirky characteristics, but he deftly subverts them in a genuine attempt to show what happens to kids when the pressure is applied and nothing less than excellence is expected.

Superbad (dir. Greg Mottola)
The one thing lacking from the countless Judd Apatow comedies this year and last was an overall sense of style, and while there’s certainly nothing in Superbad to justify the blaxpoitation-drenched soundtrack or retro graphics, at least it’s something. Jonah Hill and Michael Cera do a great job carrying the main plotline of the film, but it’s Seth Rogen, Bill Hader, and the downright hilarious Christopher Mintz-Plasse as “McLovin” Fogell who help carry this film into the upper echelon of high school comedies like Dazed and Confused and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

The TV Set (dir. Jake Kasdan)
Jake Kasdan and Judd Apatow know a lot about the television industry. The two collaborated on a pair of shows (Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared), both of which got cancelled early on, and both of which found massive cult followings, propelling Apatow to the head of the pack in the film industry, helming nearly every successful American comedy of the last four years. In The TV Set, we find executive producer Apatow and writer/director Kasdan at their most venomous, as they stick a red hot poker to the television executives they’ve had to put up with for the better part of a decade. Their scorn and hatred is encompassed in Sigourney Weaver’s character, a producer who embodies all that is wrong with the television industry. Her character is only concerned about the bottom line, and thinks nothing of canning writer David Duchovny’s new show in favor of a second season of something called Slut Wars. While The TV Set isn’t the laugh-riot that movies like Superbad and Walk Hard are, it doesn’t try to be. Instead, it’s a dark satire of how regulated network television is, and how good TV executives are at weeding out talent and diluting creativity.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Gondry's Sweded Be Kind Trailer

In a stroke of inspiration, Michel Gondry decides to remake the trailer for his own movie, Be Kind, Rewind, this time with himself in all the roles. Pretty funny stuff.



Click here for the original trailer.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Wild Things Test Footage



Film Ick pointed out this video, which appears to be a leaked scene from the Spike Jonze/Dave Eggers adaptation of the beloved children's book Where the Wild Things Are. It certainly looks legit, although the voice work seems slightly off. Maybe it's a piece of test footage. Either way, it's exciting to see something come out of this highly secretive production other than a couple of stills.

If you're looking for more from the Spike Jonze department, check out his new video for Kanye West. It kind of falls at the end of the spectrum opposite from Where the Wild Things Are, so I'm labelling it NSFW.

UPDATE: According to a few sources, this is most likely test footage shot in LA. Apparently, that's not even the kid who ended up playing Max in the movie.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Kanye West - "Flashing Lights" video

A new music video by Spike Jonze is news. A new music video by Spike Jonze for Kanye West is big news. While I've never been a huge fan of Mr. West, he does keep good company (he's worked with Daft Punk, Chris Martin, producer Jon Brion, director Michel Gondry and animator Bill Plympton) so it's only natural for Jonze to take a break during the production of Where the Wild Things Are to head up a new Kanye vid, though if you're expecting another "Praise You," you will be sadly mistaken. The "Flashing Lights" video is similar to Jonze's more disturbing endeavors like Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Y Control," one of my favorite scary music videos. Watch and decide for yourself.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - New Album Out in April



I can't wait. Also, the two photographs that appear onscreen when he's talking about touring libraries with Harry and the Potters, those were taken at the show I went to at the Greensboro Public Library. Very awesome.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Hey! I made a commercial!



We shot this literally 48 hours after I came up with the concept. I believe this is take six. If I have time, I'll upload earlier takes to show you guys the process that went into making it.

If you're a student filmmaker and your interested in submitting a film for Reel Teal, visit the Flicker Film Society website for an official entry form and rules.

Monday, February 04, 2008

The Best Superbowl Ad

FedEx's "Carrier Pigeons" commercial wins hands-down, not just because it has some of the most impressive special effects I've seen, but also because it pulls a classic "bait-and-switch" and delivers a hilarious series of outlandish gags, one right after the other.



See how they made the commercial here.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Oscar Nods Announced!

I had written my Oscar predictions for the year, but never got around to posting them. So, now that the Oscar nominees have already been announced, let's see how close I was:

Best Picture
Juno
No Country for Old Men
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
There Will Be Blood
Zodiac


3 out of 5 ain't bad. I'll go ahead and say that I naïvely included a lot of nominations for Zodiac, thinking that a low-key Spring release date wouldn't hurt its chances of Oscar gold. Silly me!

Best Actor
Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Tommy Lee Jones, No Country for Old Men
Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises

I was really surprised at how many of the Best Actor nominees I got right. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead was another film that undeservedly got snubbed by the Academy this year, but at least Hoffman got a nomination in the Best Supporting category. Also, I didn't know if Tommy Lee Jones' character in No Country for Old Men was the "star" of the movie, which probably explains why he was nominated, but for In the Valley of Elah instead.

Best Actress
Amy Adams, Enchanted
Helena Bonham Carter, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Julie Christie, Away from Her
Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose
Ellen Page, Juno

Once again, three out of five. Adams will soon receive the Oscar she should've gotten for her role in Junebug, just not this year. I have no idea why Cate Blanchett received a nod for her Elizabeth sequel, not only because she was nominated for an Oscar for the same role back in 1998, but she's also up for a Best Supporting nod for I'm Not There.

Best Supporting Actor
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
Paul Dano, There Will Be Blood
Robert Downey, Jr., Zodiac
Albert Finney, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Kene Holliday, Great World of Sound

Wow, did I ever screw this one up. Bardem is a given, but no props for Dano? Seriously? The dude more than held his own with Daniel Day-Lewis, so that's gotta be worth something! Also, I believe Kene Holliday's performance is one of the best I saw at Cucalorus 13 and I hope Great World of Sound finds some sort of a cult following.

Best Supporting Actress
Juliette Binoche, Paris Je T'Aime
Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
Jennifer Garner, Juno
Samantha Morton, Control
Imelda Staunton, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Once again, a measly one out of five. Even though Juliette Binoche's part in the sprawling project Paris, Je T'Aime is a small one, I was moved by her performance and thought it deserved recognition. I'm surprised the Academy overlooked Jennifer Garner in Juno, but maybe they haven't forgiven her for Elektra yet. Also, let me just say that Imelda Staunton's character in the fifth Harry Potter movie is one of the great villains of modern-day cinema.

Best Director
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood
Joel and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men
David Cronenberg, Eastern Promises
David Fincher, Zodiac
Sidney Lumet, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

I was happy to see P.T. Anderson and the Coens up on the list, but no Lumet? I enjoyed Jason Reitman's direction as much as the next person, but there were better directors out there this year. Cronenberg and Fincher have never even been nominated for a Best Director Oscar, a mistake that must soon be rectified.

Best Original Screenplay
Brad Bird, Jim Capobianco and Jan Pinkava, Ratatouille
Jeffrey Blitz, Rocket Science
Diablo Cody, Juno
Kelly Masterson, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
George Smith and Craig Zobel, Great World of Sound

I was blown away to find that I had correctly predicted that Ratatouille would be up for a Best Screenplay Oscar. And even though Blitz and Zobel were on there mainly 'cause I loved those movies so much at Cucalorus, I am once again disappointed at the Academy's lack of props for Before the Devil Knows You're Dead.

Best Adapted Screenplay
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood
Joel and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men
Leslie Dixon, Hairspray
John Logan, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
James Vanderbilt, Zodiac

Hairspray was kind of a last-minute addition to my list, mainly because I hadn't seen a whole lot of movies based on a previously existing work. Sweeney Todd also didn't get as many nods as I had thought it would, and once again, no love for Zodiac.

Overall, I'm happy that two of my favorite films of 2007, No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood, got the most nominations this year. I'm also happy that at least one song from Once is up for the Best Original Song award (though, according to the New York Times, this may be redacted). However, it saddens me to say that the Onion's pick for the worst movie of 2007 has been nominated for a Best Makeup award. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Academy Award nominated...Norbit.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Cloverfield Breathes New Life Into a Dying Genre

J.J. Abrams’ latest silver-screen spectacle reminds me of those “moving chair” rides at theme parks. You sit in front of a giant movie screen and watch some five-minute action-packed film (sometimes in 3D) while your chair rocks back and forth to correspond with whatever is happening onscreen. I half expected to walk out of the theater to find guys handing out buttons that read, “I survived Cloverfield.” However, the biggest surprise of the evening wasn’t the big reveal of the hotly-debated monster, but the remarkable attention to character development and plotline that producer Abrams and his crew (comprised of director Matt Reeves and screenwriter Drew Goddard) bestow upon the often dumbed-down and over-expository genre of giant monster movies.

The film opens with some ingenious “Department of Defense” visuals, informing us that what we are about to see was obtained from wreckage in an area “formerly known as ‘Central Park’”. Pretty soon, we are introduced to Rob (Michael Stahl-David), a successful twentysomething who’s just landed a vice president position at some company in Japan (what he does exactly is never elaborated on). He begins filming his girlfriend, Beth (Odette Yustman), and they start planning a trip to Coney Island. Suddenly, the film cuts to a few weeks later, when one of Rob’s friends, Lily (Jessica Lucas), and his brother, Jason (Mike Vogel), decide to throw a surprise going-away party, and take the camcorder in order for people to give testimonials during the event. Pretty soon, the camera ends up in the hands of Hud (T.J. Miller), another of Rob’s friends, and then the trouble starts happening. One of the more innovative plot devices in Cloverfield is the fact that Hud is recording over the aforementioned Coney Island footage, so that throughout the film, the camera occasionally cuts back to that earlier recording, providing an ironic juxtaposition of visuals, as well as a bittersweet ending scene.

Goddard's script spends a generous amount of time building each of the characters’ back-stories, something that comes in handy once the mayhem begins. In fact, one of the best things about Cloverfield is that the filmmakers have crafted a sci-fi/horror film in which the audience is actively engaged with the characters and is genuinely concerned about what will happen to them. Hud provides much of the comic relief, but none of it feels forced and the script thankfully keeps the humor to a minimum when things start to get serious. For a PG-13 film, Cloverfield is surprisingly violent, with a scene involving a makeshift hospital in the middle of a clothing store being the most gruesome.

As for the monster, Abrams and Co. do a great job of only showing parts of the monster from time to time, very much in the tradition of Alien, only quite larger in scale. Early in the film, news reports show the creature unleashing smaller, spider-like parasites that play an important role in a particularly unnerving scene involving a pitch-black subway tunnel. Thankfully, Cloverfield doesn’t keep its secrets for long, and fans will be happy to know that you get to see more than enough of the main creature towards the end of the film, in broad daylight, no less!

Overall, Cloverfield breathes some much-needed life back into a genre that all but vanished from the American landscape after the dismal box office of 1998’s Godzilla. Hopefully, J.J. Abrams’ vision will pave the way for future filmmakers to revisit the giant monster movie and deliver their own original and innovative spin on it.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Hall of Awesome: Best Albums of 2007

Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova - Once: Music from the Motion Picture

10

Glen Hansard and Markéta Irglová

Once: Music from the Motion Picture



of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?

9

of Montreal

Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?



Feist - The Reminder

8

Feist

The Reminder



Justice - †

7

Justice



They Might Be Giants - The Else

6

They Might Be Giants

The Else



Patton Oswalt - Werewolves and Lollipops

5

Patton Oswalt

Werewolves and Lollipops



Jens Lekman - Night Falls Over Kortedala

4

Jens Lekman

Night Falls Over Kortedala



Sondre Lerche - Phantom Punch

3

Sondre Lerche

Phantom Punch



Loney, Dear - Loney, Noir

2

Loney, Dear

Loney, Noir



Panda Bear - Person Pitch

1

Panda Bear

Person Pitch



Before I begin, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I never ended up buying the new albums by The National, Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem, M.I.A, or any of the other albums that seem to be dotting everyone else's year-end best-of lists. I am constantly amazed at the sheer volume of music other bloggers are able to listen to and absorb. How some people are able to listen to countless CDs over the course of a year and actually be able to come to a consensus over their favorite 20, 25, even 50, is beyond me. After ten, aren't you just picking CDs at random? If a CD makes my list, it is become I am in love with nearly every single song on it. I can't put Radiohead's new album on the list simply because I haven't had enough time to fully absorb every song. It takes a while for me to really get into the spirit of an album and to figure out exactly what the musician or band was going for. That probably explains why a lot of the CDs that made my list were released in late winter or early spring.

Kicking off my list is the downright beautiful soundtrack for Once, a film that is bound to make my best movies list...when I get around to actually writing it. Hansard and Irglová wrote all of the songs themselves and their vocal deliveries are unparalleled. Of course, the ever-prolific of Montreal delivered another terrific album with endlessly catchy melodies and increasingly experimental song structure (the twelve-minute "The Past is a Grotesque Animal" is proof of Kevin Barnes' genius). I had Feist's new CD and was semi-impressed by it, but once I got to see her live, I revisited the album and found myself entranced by all the new sounds and emotions I was able to find within it. Justice came out of nowhere to deliver the album everyone was waiting for Daft Punk to put out (meanwhile, Daft Punk's Alive 2007 more than made up for the misstep that was Human After All). They Might Be Giants was another band I got to see live, but by that time, I was already in love with their latest album, which was definitely a grower, but at least half of the songs on there were so incessantly catchy, I couldn't get them out of my head for months. Patton Oswalt's Werewolves and Lollipops marks my first-ever inclusion of a stand-up comedy album on my annual top ten list, but what an album it is. I still crack up every time I listen to "Death Bed," and the DVD, intended as a "bonus" for those who don't download the album, is almost as essential as the album itself. I was blown away by Jens Lekman's compilation Oh, You're So Silent Jens and his newest studio album shows him in fine form. Indeed, he samples everything from old doo-wop music to scratchy recordings of himself as a child, yet everything comes off as the most sincere and original music released this year. Meanwhile, Sondre Lerche released a new hard-rockin' album that could've easily doubled for a greatest hits collection, since every single track on Phantom Punch is solid and totally worthy of some radio play (sadly, Clear Channel hates talent). Loney, Dear went under the radar after a decidedly low-key Sub Pop debut, but I hope his inclusion at the number two spot on my list will inspire you to go out and get it, or at least to listen to such brilliant tracks as "Saturday Waits" and "I Am John." Finally, I have never been able to listen to an entire Animal Collective album front-to-back, but I immediately fell in love with the stark beauty and meditative nature of Noah Lennox's Panda Bear side project. I have taken to describing Person Pitch as a cross between the Beach Boys and Sigur Rós, but that comparison doesn't really do it justice. Take a listen to "Bros" and you'll see what I'm talking about.

And now, without further ado, the honorable mentions:





Sunday, December 23, 2007

"Thanks, Santa. Also, I talk now."

It just wouldn't be Christmas if I didn't point you guys in the direction of McSweeney's, where they've posted excerpts from Ben Joseph's script for Alien vs. Predator Save Christmas. Spread the yuletide cheer with some good 'ol fashioned alien blasting!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Christmas Update!

So, I should probably go ahead and let everyone know that I am hard at work on a documentary short about the indie music industry and how the Internet has changed the way bands market themselves and distribute their music. It's gonna be called Firewall of Sound, and hopefully, everyone will be able to see it this April.

But, for now, let me wish everyone some good 'ol fashioned Christmas cheer with this video of the Prayers & Tears performing "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" at the Christmas at the Cradle event last year. Perry, the leader of the band, is one of the people I am interviewing for the film and he is a super-awesome guy who makes some amazing music, which you can hear a good deal of on his band's official website.



Plenty more footage from the concert can be found here.

UPDATE: I almost forgot. Perry pointed me in the direction of this really solid compilation of Christmas music by fellow blogger Hard to Find a Friend. It's only seven bucks and all proceeds go to Toys for Tots. I'm listening to it right now and I can tell you it's totally worth it!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Rich Aucoin's "How the Grinch Stole Christmas!"

Here's a novel idea. Record a cool indie rock EP with the intention of having it sync up with a timeless Christmas special. Singer/songwriter Rich Aucoin achieves this with his EP Personal Publication by having it sync up with Dr. Seuss' "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and the results are pretty impressive:

Give it a few minutes for the visuals to show up. The idea is the sync starts up right when track three begins, so there's a couple minutes of black with just music playing.

UPDATE: Apparently, Rich had to pull the video due to copyright, which makes absolutely no sense to me, since the video doesn't have the sound from the TV special, so anyone who watches it isn't getting to watch the actual Grinch Stole Christmas for free.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Hall of Awesome: Worst Movies of 2007

I know, it's not very awesome, but this is my chance to riff on some truly bad movies I saw this year, and God knows they deserve it. Also, I refuse to see dreck like Norbit and Epic Movie, so don't bother commenting on why they aren't on my list. So, without further ado:

  1. Flanders (dir. Bruno Dumont)
    As a film student, I frequently find myself defending some really difficult movies, ones that mainstream audiences simply aren’t meant to see, much less comprehend. “I know Drawing Restraint 9 doesn’t make any sense, but it’s so fascinating to watch!” “Give Old Joy a few more viewings. I’m sure you’ll come to love it!” Then there are films that are simply not worth defending. I have tried to come up with a reason why the 2006 Cannes jury decided to give one of their highest honors to this film, especially since the jury consisted of such great actors like Samuel L. Jackson, Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Roth, and Zhang Ziyi. For Flanders, director Bruno Dumont decided to conjure up the most depraved, indifferent, and downright horrible people he could find…and then make a movie about them. When a character isn’t walking down a road, or through a forest, or across a field, or through a war zone (there’s a lot of walking in this film), they’re either raping someone or getting raped. Or exploding. Maybe if Dumont made us genuinely care about these people, I would’ve been more receptive. But it seems his intentions are to make us hate these people in the beginning, downright despise them in the middle, and ultimately not to give a fuck what happens to them by movie’s end. Even though the screening of this film was free, I felt as if a part of my soul had been taken from me by the time the lights went up.
  2. Spider-Man 3 (dir. Sam Raimi) / Shrek the Third (dir. Chris Miller) (tie)
    As far as sequels go, Shrek 2 was halfway decent and Spider-Man 2 was pretty damn good. But both of them are Empire Strikes Back-quality when compared to their god-awful third chapters. For Spider-Man 3, Sam Raimi decided to forego the usual plot development and story arcs in favor of an extended montage of Tobey Maguire hopping around like a fucking idiot, all while alienating the cardboard Kirsten Dunst in a subplot that somehow got bumped up to the main storyline. Even when we actually focus on the superhero stuff, it’s pretty pathetic. Sandman and Venom aren’t handled with nearly as much attention and care as Alfred Molina (Doc Oc) and Willem Dafoe (Green Goblin) were in the previous two films. I’ve always said that a Spider-Man film is only as good as its bad guy, and with two mediocre ones (not including James Franco as an amnesia-suffering Hobgoblin, and whatever that black alien ooze is), this third entry in the franchise just may be the last. Oh, and the same goes for the third Shrek movie. Anyone could’ve told you you’re making a big mistake when you cast Justin Timberlake as a main character. And the way the filmmakers use “Immigrant Song” is unforgivable.
  3. Lions for Lambs (dir. Robert Redford)
    I’m sorry; I’m usually not this mean to movies I get to see for free, but I have to speak up about this one. Initially, I described this movie to friends as “Crash with politics,” but the problem with this comparison is that I actually liked Crash the first time I saw it. The reason I dislike Robert Redford’s new movie so much is that it’s one of those films that hits you over the head with its message, even though it’s murky as to what that message is exactly. Redford tries to criticize the Republican machine, but also dilutes that criticism by frequently blaming us for our lack of involvement. Not even Meryl Streep can save this film from stumbling into an incoherent jumble of liberal rhetoric and holier-than-thou posturing from poli-sci professor Redford. This is the guy that did Quiz Show, right?
  4. Bug (dir. William Friedkin)
    This might have been a better movie if I had seen it in a different context, but I doubt it. Hopelessly misleading blurbs and plot descriptions dotted the DVD box for this film, leading me and my friends to believe we were about to watch a gripping horror film about bug infestations. How wrong we were. Ashley Judd gives a pretty impressive performance, but how hard is it to act like a fucking lunatic, especially when there’s another lunatic onscreen (Michael Shannon) who’s acting even crazier than you are?
  5. Fracture (dir. Gregory Hoblit)
    Speaking of lunatics, Anthony Hopkins has made a career out of playing them. Every time he appears in a movie, I have a sneaking suspicion that someone else in that movie is about to die. In Fracture, Hopkins once again plays a kook, hell-bent on killing his wife and, more importantly, getting away with it. The audience finds the loophole that will incriminate Hopkins long before bland D.A. Ryan Gosling does, and the excellent Embeth Davidtz (Junebug) is sadly underused as Hopkins’ wife. The real crime is that the filmmakers tried to mix Silence of the Lambs with “Law & Order” without realizing that the crime that occurs onscreen could’ve been solved by Jodie Foster or Jerry Orbach before we even cut to commercial.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Hall of Awesome: Best Music Videos of 2007

Oh my God, is it already that time again? I apologize for my lack of posting towards the end of the year. I have been hard at work on not one, but two short films, which will hopefully be shown at various festivals around mid-2008. With that said, I'd like to begin this year's Hall of Awesome by showcasing some of my favorite music videos.

5. The Strokes, "You Only Live Once" (dir. Warren Fu)

Even though The Strokes had already released a video for the lead track off their last LP, 2006's First Impressions of Earth, I guess they felt it could've used a rewrite. So, they invited director Warren Fu to deliver a CGI-laden, 2001: A Space Odyssey referencing mini-movie.

4. Bat for Lashes, "What's a Girl to Do?" (dir. Dougal Wilson)

What is it about guys in animal masks that creep me out? Dougal Wilson turns out a well-choreographed bike ride with English singer/songwriter Natasha Khan that is anything but cute and cuddly.

3. Grizzly Bear, "Knife" (dir. Encyclopedia Pictura)

The boldly experimental production group Encyclopedia Pictura turned out this daring and bizarre little music video, perfectly complementing the daring and bizarre music of Grizzly Bear. I'd make a pun about studying geology "in-depth," but that kind of humor is below me.

2. Feist, "1234" (dir. Patrick Daughters)

This is one of those videos that you watch and it makes you end up with a smile on your face. I was surprised to learn that the whole thing was done in one take with no computer trickery to mask the other performers. There's a really cool making-of where you can see most of the single take from different angles.

1. Mute Math, "Typical" (dir. Israel Anthem)

Yes, I know the backwards thing has been done before, but Mute Math does the backwards thing really well and don't stop with the cool effects. This is also the first time I've really been impressed with the lead singer's lip-syncing to the backwards version of the song. Check the bizarre live version of this video on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Jon Stewart's Post-9/11 "Daily Show" Speech

I've been going into "Daily Show" withdrawal ever since the WGA strike started, so I took to the 'Tube and searched for any clips of Jon Stewart. I was surprised to find someone had uploaded a speech Stewart gave on the first episode of "The Daily Show" since the attacks on September 11th. Keep in mind I didn't start watching "The Daily Show" on a regular basis until my senior year of high school, so this entire segment was new to me.

It's a startling nine-minute monologue with Stewart laying it out and telling it like it is. No sugar-coated diatribe on how we're all gonna move on with our lives, no phony sentimentality. Just straight from the heart honesty and compassion. I've always said that I love Stephen Colbert but his character on "The Colbert Report" is just that: a character. When Jon Stewart does his thing, it honestly feels like he's speaking his mind and telling you what he thinks is wrong with the world. Sure, he has roughly 14 writers working behind-the-scenes, making sure he gets that everyman tone just right, but it's humbling to see that, at least for nine minutes, he was able to speak his peace and move on:



I know it seems weird to post this at this time, but I just saw it and wanted to write a post about it. I hope everyone out there has a Happy Thanksgiving!

Monday, October 22, 2007

5 More Scary Music Videos

UPDATE: Use this playlist to view these videos plus eleven others! Click the playlist button at the bottom of the video to choose the videos listed on this page.


One of the most frequently linked-to blog posts I ever wrote was one in which I listed my top five favorite scary music videos. Well, I've recently fixed some of the YouTube links that have gone stale and I got to thinkin...it being Halloween and all, why not showcase a few more of these creepy vids?

Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Y Control" (dir. Spike Jonze)
Spike Jonze is generally well-known for his lighthearted videos for Fatboy Slim, featuring either Christopher Walken flying around a hotel lobby, or Jonze himself breakdancing in front of a movie theater. But did you know he made this creepy little promo for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs? Deranged children flicking off the camera while a wild-eyed Karen O dances around them is a good way to start, but pretty soon, Jonze has the little kiddies drag a dead dog around a barren room, chop off each others hands, and slice open their stomachs, all done in a decidedly low-budget grindhouse fashion. This is Bizarro Sesame Street! UPDATE: The link broke, so I found a version on YouTube that includes a goofy intro Jonze recorded with one of the kids.

Daft Punk, "Prime Time of Your Life" (dir. Tony Gardner)
You'd think Daft Punk would be the last band to do a unsettling music video, but they've got two! "Technologic" made my list last year and I even picked this one for Most Disturbing Vid in my 2006 Hall of Awesome. The message is that the girl in the video suffers from a poor self-image that makes everyone around her seem skinny (or, in this case, skeletal). But it's really just a pretense for director and effects wizard Tony Gardner to dole out some shocking and graphic imagery. The mechanical droning of the song doesn't make the video any less creepy.

TV on the Radio, "Wolf Like Me" (dir. Jon Watts)
So, my affinity for the videos of Jon Watts are well-documented, but rarely does he get under your skin as effectively as he does here, with this vid for indie darlings TV on the Radio. A combination of factors help make this video work, such as the gritty quality of the film stock, the silent movie title cards, and the rigid stop-motion animation of the werewolves. Watts' website has a higher-quality version of this vid, along with many more that are worth watching.

Röyksopp, "What Else is There" (dir. Martin De Thurah)
Electronic duo Röyksopp's video library is pretty well-rounded. They've got the fun and surprisingly informative "Remind Me," the endangered species escape film in "Poor Leno," and the animated postcards of "Eple," but this one caught me by surprise. We can go ahead and establish that Karin Dreijer of Scandanavian electronic group The Knife is a pretty creepy individual, but even though that's her voice singing, the woman floating around in the video is actually a model named Marianne Schröder. (Dreijer makes an appearance at the end.) It's still a weird-ass vid, with flying houses, dripping milk, smoking trees, and general apocalyptic visions. It's Lynchian symbolism at its darkest.

I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, "The Owl" (dir. Emmanuel Ho)
Who would've guessed that a two-minute instrumental would make for such an effectively grim music video? Ho's sparse animation style fits the stark visual of a crow tethered to...something, as it tries in futility to reach the light billowing through a window, all while the title character sinisterly watches from afar, its harsh white eyes glaring directly at the camera. Poetic, minimalist, and downright creepy. If you aren't afraid of owls, you just might be after watching this video.

I just might start making this a yearly feature, so if you know any other scary music videos I have yet to mention, send me an e-mail! I leave you with a humorous look at the life of a pumpkin, by Waverly Films, the production group Jon Watts is a part of:

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

They Might Be Giants, "The Mesopotamians"

Another brilliant animated music video for TMBG, this time for my favorite track from their new album, The Else:

They Might Be Giants - The Mesopotamians

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Sunday, September 30, 2007

A Radiohead Revelation

If you don't know by now, here are a few headlines:

1. Radiohead has a new album out, In Rainbows. It will be available digitally on October 10 (in ten days!) and in physical form on December 3.

2. The physical form is a "discbox," consisting of the album on CD and two 12" records, a bonus CD of outtakes, and tons of cool artwork, all wrapped up in a box. Each "discbox" is £40, or roughly $81, and the price includes shipping and handling to anywhere on Earth. Everyone who pre-orders the discbox will get a download key for the album on Oct. 10.

3. If you choose to get just the download, you can name your own price, and since Radiohead will not be sending out promos of the album, everyone will get the music on the same day at the same time. No leaks, no illegal downloads, nothing until the 10th.

4. A CD version of the album will be released in early 2008.

The list of shit I want for Christmas is already pretty insane, what with the Stanley Kubrick DVD box set, the 5-disc Blade Runner suitcase, and Stephen Colbert's new book, so I doubt adding an $80 Radiohead album would be a good idea. Still, it looks pretty awesome:



Update: In response to people wondering if you can pay nothing for the new album...


Don't worry; I already pre-ordered the album last night and offered up the adequate price of $5 (roughly £2.45). This was just an experiment to see if it would work.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Old News

I'd tell you the new Darjeeling Limited prequel, Hotel Chevalier, starring Jason Schwartzman and Natalie Portman, and directed by Wes Anderson, is available for free on iTunes, but you probably already knew that.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Tear it Down, One Pixel at a Time

50099I usually don't get political on this site, but I was very impressed by Amnesty International's new website asking people to pledge to help tear down Guantánamo Bay. Cruel, inhuman treatment of prisoners by Americans is something we can not and should not allow, and pledging your support is one way we can help end illegal torture. I also really like the design of the website, which removes a pixel from the image of Guantánamo detainees every time someone pledges their support.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Savage Chickens Get Animated

Doug Savage proves his worth in this stop-motion animated video featuring a song by Laura Veirs and everybody's favorite online post-it cartoon chickens!


Thursday, September 20, 2007

Theremin-Playing Robots Cover Gnarls Barkley

And I thought having "Weird Al" parody your song was proof you'd made it to the big time. Link via MoonMilk.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Kubrick, Godard, and more finally get the DVDs they deserve!

2007 is slowly turning out to be the year to score some classic movies on new fully-loaded special edition DVDs. Here's just a sample:

  • Warner Bros. Video has announced that they will be releasing a Director's Series: Stanley Kubrick Collection box set on 10/23. The set will include brand-new, two-disc, remastered special editions of 2001: A Space Odyssey (my constant pick for greatest movie of all-time), The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut and single-disc editions of Full Metal Jacket and the documentary Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures. The Shining has been restored to its original widescreen version, and Eyes Wide Shut will finally be released uncut. Documentaries and making-of featurettes abound. In addition, bare-bones but remastered versions of Lolita and Barry Lyndon will be available separately. (Source: DVDActive)

  • The Criterion Collection has revamped their website, turning it into an online store where you can buy their über-awesome special edition DVDs directly from the source, at a discount price, no less! This October, they will release a new 2-disc edition of Jean-Luc Godard's landmark film Breathless, which will include video interviews with cast and crew, an 80-min. French documentary on the making of the film, and tons more. Other noteworthy releases include Terrence Malick's Days of Heaven, a 2-disc re-release of Alfred Hitckcock's The Lady Vanishes (featuring audio from François Truffaut's famous interview with Hitchcock), and new movies by Criterion regulars Akira Kurosawa and Ingmar Bergman.

  • If crazy TV is more your style, you'll be happy to know that David Lynch's groundbreaking series Twin Peaks will finally be available, pilot episode and all, in a new Gold Box Edition on 10/30.

  • Pixar will finally release all of their beloved (and often award-winning) short films in one collection, Pixar Short Films Collection Volume 1, on 11/6, which will include every single short film since 1984's The Adventures of André and Wally B. (Also, Ratatouille will be out the same day.)

  • And, of course, unless you've been avoiding the Internet for the last year or so, you probably already know about the 5-disc Ultimate Edition of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner, which will include the highly-anticipated "Final Cut" of the movie, with new scenes, effects, and 5.1 Dolby Surround Sound, as well as three other versions of the film (theatrical and international versions, as well as the first director's cut), a three-hour documentary, and the never-before-seen "workprint version" of the film. Fortunately, if you don't have the greenbacks for the 5-disc edition (which comes in a f**king suitcase!), there are tons of other versions available to purchase, from a 2-disc edition that just features the final cut and the documentary, to a 4-disc edition that includes everything but the workprint.

There Will Be Blood New Trailer

There's been a trailer circulating YouTube for P.T. Anderson's new movie for quite some time, but here's the new, more official-looking trailer that just debuted:



If I wasn't already excited about this movie, I am now. Daniel Day-Lewis looks positively villainous, Paul Dano (of Little Miss Sunshine fame) seems poised to be the next big thing, and an original score by Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood? Holy crap!

There Will Be Blood gets unleashed on the unsuspecting masses 11/21.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

DVD Review: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

The two-disc DVD for the Aqua Teen movie, as per Williams Street standards, piles on the extras, though they might not be the extras die-hard ATHF fans were hoping for. Disc one has a commentary track with musician Patti Smith, Onion editor Todd Hanson, SNL's Fred Armisen (who also provides the voice of Time Lincoln), and Dana Snyder, the voice of Master Shake. Like most Adult Swim commentary tracks, it's just for shits 'n giggles and doesn't really provide any insight on the making of the film, but it's still fun to listen to. Plus, I now know a lot more about Patti Smith than I ever cared to know. For those who actually care about how the movie was made, there's a short behind-the-scenes documentary featuring the cast and crew, storyboards, and a pretty funny foley artist session including, in a bout of Mythbusters-inspired lunacy, the firing of a real-life potato cannon.

The selling point of the second disc is Colon, an 80-minute "deleted movie," which is essentially an early 2005 workprint version, before the addition of the Egypt opening, the Walter Melon subplot and before the special guests signed on (except for Bruce Campbell). Most of the deleted scenes that appear in Colon already appeared in finished form in the Aqua Teen "Star Studded Xmas Spectacular," which is also included on the disc. Most worth your while, however, are the music videos, which consist of either recording sessions or live performances at the movie's Atlanta premiere. The best of these are the ones featuring a quartet of radio jingle singers recording the opening song, "Groovy Time for a Movie Time," and Mastadon recording their death-metal response, "Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife." There's just something about a group of middle-aged men and women collectively singing "Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to!" that puts a smile on your face. All of Dana Snyder's "man-on-the-street" promos are here, as well as the mock-interview he did with Bob Odenkirk, playing the obnoxious film critic Danny Mothers.

Overall, some pretty nice extras to complement a downright hilarious movie. My only complaint is that there aren't a lot of tidbits on how the movie got made exactly. How did they get all their special guests (other than by offering a fat paycheck)? Who came up with the idea for that ridiculous opening sequence? And how did the Boston bomb scare affect the marketing of the film? Other than a brief mention during the commentary that the Mooninites are the "Bin Ladens of the cartoon world," the subject is never brought up.

Maybe I'm just looking way too much into this.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Be Kind, Rewind Trailer!!

Thanks to Film Ick for the scoop. You can now download the trailer to Michel Gondry's latest flick, Be Kind, Rewind, in which two hapless video store clerks (Jack Black and Mos Def) are forced to stage their own versions of popular movies after Black mistakenly erases all of their videos. The film also features Danny Glover, Mia Farrow, Melonie Diaz, and Sigourney Weaver, not to mention some hilarious send-ups of movies like Driving Miss Daisy, Ghostbusters, RoboCop, and tons more.


How may we be of service? From left to right: Diaz, Black, Def.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Classic "Even Stevphen" Daily Show Clip

Here's some vintage Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert banter on stem cell research, courtesy of The Daily Show:

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New Chemical Brothers Video - "The Salmon Dance"

"The Salmon Dance" was one of the most unusual tracks to appear on the Chemical Brothers latest album, We Are The Night, or to appear on any of their albums for that matter. It features underground hip-hop legend Fatlip rapping about the ubiquitous fish and the strange dance it inspires. Also featured is a disembodied voice (known to Fatlip as "Sammy the Salmon") who relays various factoids about salmon throughout the song.

Anyway, in typical Chemical Brothers fashion, the accompanying video features a stoned-out slacker hallucinating a rave-up in his apartment aquarium, complete with a beatboxing blowfish. Here's the vid in Windows Media and RealPlayer formats. Look for the Chemical Brothers in an unusual cameo appearance at the end of the video.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Free Human Giant Episode from Apple

Now is the perfect time to join the Apple Students Group on Facebook, 'cause now when you join, they'll send you a code to redeem a free episode of Human Giant, the MTV sketch comedy show. You'll also get free episodes of My Super Sweet 16, Engaged & Underage, Rob & Big, and The Hills, but I'm sure you'll find space for them in your trash can. The free Human Giant episode contains some classic sketches, with special guest appearances by Patton Oswalt, H. Jon Benjamin, and Mr. Show alumni Jay Johnston and Brian Posehn.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Grindhouse DVDs Announced

So, it looks like Planet Terror and Death Proof will be released separately on 2-disc DVD sets, with Tarantino's film getting the earlier release date (Sept. 18) and Rodriguez' released on Oct. 16. In my humble opinion, this is a bad idea, seeing as how I loved Grindhouse as a whole entity, but I just can't see myself spending $60 to relive that experience (each 2-disc set will cost $29.95), regardless of how much extra stuff they add. They've even replaced the "missing reels" in both films, which seems to be missing the point. It would make more sense if they were included as deleted scenes. Also, which release is getting the brilliant fake trailers by Rob Zombie, Edgar Wright, and Eli Roth (not to mention the one Rodriguez did himself)? All I can hope is that Bob and Harvey Weinstein will realize that people liked both films together and release the original, three-hour theatrical version (scratches and pops intact).

Oh, and in other news, it looks like J.J. Abrams' crazy-secret monster movie is to be called Overnight.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

New on DVD

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law: Volume 3
(Warner Bros. Home Video/Adult Swim; $20.99 at Amazon)

As Adult Swim continues its slow descent into crude potty humor and bland concepts with the likes of Tim and Eric Awesome Show and Saul of the Mole Men, the late night programming block also took the liberty of ending one of their best programs, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. The two-disc set skimps on the special features (no commentaries this time around), but all 12 episodes are essential viewing, and include non-stop laughs from the show’s stellar cast, including Gary Cole (as Birdman), Stephen Colbert (as Phil Ken Sebben and Reducto), John Michael Higgins (as Mentok, the Mind Taker), and Paget Brewster (as the perky and suggestive Birdgirl). Special guest Lewis Black portrays the Deadly Duplicator, who runs the shop Birdman gets his copies from, and Turner Classic Movies’ Robert Osborne stops by to premiere an classic Hanna-BarberaBirdman” cartoon, which has been skillfully redubbed by the show’s cast. Overall, the set is worth owning simply for the inclusion of the “Sebben & Sebben Employee Orientation” episode, as well as the half-hour final episode, “The Death of Birdman.”

Zodiac
(d. David Fincher; Paramount Home Video; $17.99 at Amazon)

Every time David Fincher gets another film of his released on DVD, it’s always a bare-bones version the first time through. Then, a few months later, a fully loaded 2-disc (or, in the case of Panic Room, a 3-disc set) will emerge, and used DVD stores will soon become flooded with single-disc editions of Fight Club and Se7en. The same goes for Zodiac, which doesn’t even bother to put the usual, fake special features on the back like “Scene Selections” or “Animated Menus.” In fact, its only special feature is a handful of previews for movies that have been out for a while and (get this) a commercial for the 2-disc director’s cut of Zodiac, which will be released sometime next year! It’s sad, really, because Zodiac is David Fincher’s finest effort, and the best movie I’ve seen so far this year, and really doesn’t deserve this “bait and switch” marketing ploy.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Darjeeling Limited trailer!

Wes Anderson is one of the few American filmmakers who can seriously be considered an auteur (others include Fincher, Jonze, Russell, Tarantino, the Coens, and the other Anderson, P.T.), so whenever a new movie of his is announced, it's big news, at least in my book. Well, here's the trailer for his latest endeavor, The Darjeeling Limited, which promises heartfelt comedy, beautiful scenery, and awesome music. Oh, and Owen Wilson. Pretty much everything you've come to expect from Mr. Anderson. Did I mention it was shot in India?

200 "Bad" Comics

The guy over at Nedroid.com recently accepted the challenge of drawing 200 bad comics, and while I haven't made it through all 200, a lot of them are pretty darn funny.

Sorry I haven't been updating as frequently as usual, but there simply hasn't been much to report. Well, I'm off to buy the Zodiac DVD!

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

A Clunky Hunk of Machinery This Ain't

Michael Bay delivers one of the best excuses to sit in a dark room for three hours on July 4th and that excuse is titled Transformers. I’ve always considered Michael Bay to be one of the best directors of “disposable cinema,” that is, movies that you don’t need to see more than once. But this one just may end up changing my mind. You can’t help but enjoy a movie that dishes out not just the most incredible special effects ever seen, but also takes the time for characters to utter hilariously ‘80s-style dialogue like “You protect the weak. That is why you lose!”

The dialogue belongs to the sinister Megatron (voiced by Hugo Weaving, who is required by law to appear in every Hollywood blockbuster), and the character he is directing the statement towards is the noble Optimus Prime, voiced by Peter Cullen, who has been voicing the giant Autobot ever since I was born, a casting choice I commend the filmmakers for making. He’s the only guy I can take seriously with lines like “Before time began, there was... the cube.” Oh, that’s right; the reason all this mayhem starts in the first place is ‘cause there’s this cube called the Allspark and…you know what? It really doesn’t matter.

What does matter are the utterly mind-boggling special effects that take place within Transformers’ generous 144-minute running time. All of the transformers are given well-animated human characteristics, and their comedic value is put to good use in a sequence where lead actor Shia LeBeouf makes the Autobots hide in his backyard to keep his parents from seeing them. Robots transform seamlessly into various forms of Chevy vehicles, GPX boomboxes, Nokia cellphones, and even a Mountain Dew machine. As you can surmise, the only thing that is more prominent than the special effects is the product placement. I'd hate to ask Julian Casablancas how much he and the guys shelled out to have LeBeouf wear a Strokes t-shirt for most of the film’s first half.

But while the film’s generous screentime to car companies and cellphone manufacturers does make good fodder for critics to poke fun at, it hardly takes away from the entertainment value of this movie. All of the actors, LeBeouf especially, deliver quality performances, something of a challenge when you’re constantly being upstaged by giant machinery. The action flows pretty evenly throughout the film, and for the most part, Bay does a good job spacing the intense battle scenes with comic relief courtesy of Bernie Mac (as a used car salesman), Anthony Anderson (as a hyperactive computer geek), and John Turturro (as the eccentric head of the top-secret government organization Sector Seven). It all adds up to a great time at the movies and one killer sci-fi epic that will surely set the standard for all that come after it.

P.S.: I have to give J.J. Abrams credit for creating a trailer that almost upstages the movie it precedes. The trailer for his new film should be considered one of the best examples on how to whet the appetite of an audience without giving away any information, not even a freakin' title!

Monday, July 02, 2007

Anime Chimp Receives Live-Action Beating and Other Movie News

Who knew that the monkey from Speed Racer could be obnoxious in real life as well? Only difference is that when you (allegedly) beat up the live-action monkey, PETA comes knocking at your door.

Also, after seeing this screenshot, I'm really excited about the new Wes Anderson film, The Darjeeling Limited. Pictured are Anderson regulars Owen Wilson and Jason Schwartzman, along with one of my favorite actors, Adrian Brody. The film comes out Sept. 29 in NY, Oct. 5 everywhere else.



Thanks to Film Ick and Rushmore Academy for the tidbits.

Why I Hate Soda Contests


Why I Hate Soda Contests
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What you see before you is a Coke Rewards code from a fridge pack of Vanilla Coke. As far as I can tell, the code is "4VJM7GNRVHV97VV" but My Coke Rewards.com is telling me that's incorrect.

I remember back in the day when I bought a bottle of soda, the cap would either read "WIN FREE 20oz SPRITE" or whatever, or it would say "SORRY TRY AGAIN." See? Easy! No website to visit, nothing to sign up for, no points to accumulate. Either you won or you didn't!

Anyway, does anyone wanna take a crack at what this code is supposed to be?